In the weapon center

Autorzy: Purch i LO

Data powstania: 3.10.1995

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Które zasadniczo napisałem już w TYM poście. Kto przegapił, zachęcam by się zapoznał zanim będzie kontynuować lekturę... Od serca zachęcam.

W celu edukacyjnym pozostawiam tekst bez żadnych poprawek - tak jak wówczas znaliśmy angielski. A co tam! Ale bolało mnie miejscami okrutnie...

- Can I help you, Mr. Robber?
- I would like to a buy a very deadlous weapon, you fuckin' jerk!
- Jerk? If you came here to tell bad words, I offer you only this old weapon - stone!
- Oh! I'm realy sorry! Please forgive me, you muthafucka.
- O.K. Meyby you'd like this laser cannon-gun?
- Yeah! I must today visit the bank and make some meat. With the laser I can do some roast and beefsteaks.
- Ohhh! Let's buy this - 2 megatons bomb! With this heavy weapon you make slaughter haus with the bank.
- Hmmm! It's to massive weapon! It might hurt me and burn all lovely money in the bank you slimy jerk!!!
- Yes, you all right. But... If you finish your work we cut money fifty-fifty, right?
- Gggrhh! You fuckin' moron! I cut you fifty-fifty with my beauty chainsaw!!!!
- O.K. But you standing on pancer mine, and now, I saveoff this. 
  Chłe, chłe. Yous stupid robber!
- OH! You weak and stoopid blockhead. I knew about this mine for the long time! 
  He HE! I kicked it under your table! You gonna die!
- Look out. It came back - there are rubber walls. And now I take an axe and throw for you!
- oops! Don't be stoopid! I Have a nitroglicerine bomb it the pocket!
- Well, Let's die together. Groooor. I'll bite you. I'm Nosferatu. Orggghhh. Uououo!
- Oh, no! I felt down the bomb!

KABOOM! Arrgh! GROAR!